It's got Max Bygraves and a talking baby. Sound dreadful? That's because it is.
Script: Oscar Brodney
Director: Robert Day
Players: Steven Stocker, Shirley Jones, Billie Whitelaw, Barbara Shelley, Charles Tingwell, Lionel Jeffries, Rupert Davies, Michael Ripper, Ronald Fraser
Posh Hazel Court is getting married and we learn the stories behind four items in her trousseau bought in London's Bond Street. Unfortunately none of the stories are worth telling. There are some unintentional laughs to be had from the one in which Jean Kent shelters a murderer and falls in love with him, but it's mostly dreary.
Script: Anatole de Grunwald, Terence Rattigan, Rodney Ackland
Director: Gordon Parry
Players: Roland Young, Derek Farr, Kathleen Harrison, Kenneth Griffith, Leslie Dwyer, Paula Valeska, Joan Dowling, Patricia Plunkett, Ronald Howard, Adrienne Allen, Mary Jerrold, Robert Flemying, Ian Carmichael, Joan Hickson
Despite being born in Scotland and serving in a Highland regiment before turning to acting, David Niven was the epitome of Englishness on screen. He was therefore a rotten choice to play Bonnie Prince Charlie; and Margaret Leighton was no one's idea of Flora MacDonald either. Add to the film's problems lack-lustre direction, an over-reverential script and an appalling mis-match between the location shooting and the cardboard studio sets and you get one of British cinema's biggest flops. Only worth watching for a cheap laugh.
Script: Clemence Dane
Director: Anthony Kimmins
Players: Jack Hawkins, Judy Campbell, Morland Graham, Finlay Currie, Elwyn Brook-Jones, John Laurie, Franklin Dyall, Herbert Lomas, Ronald Adam, James Hayter, Simon Lack, Bruce Seton
A gormless boot cleaner at a hotel causes chaos, but rescues the hotel show with his ukulele act.
George Formby's film debut was as a child jockey in a silent film, but his debut as the character we all know and love occurred in this ultra-low-budget film. Filmed on a shoestring in a studio above a garage near Regent Street in two weeks, its success made London film producers realise the box office potential of the Lancastrian star.
For years all that was left of Boots! Boots! was a rough-looking truncated print. Indeed it was assumed that there was no longer version but a longer, better-kept version has been discovered and now we can see Boots! Boots! in all its original glory. You can read the story of its recovery here.
One mystery solved by the rediscovery is that of Betty Driver, now of Coronation Street fame, appearing in the cast list but not appearing in the film. For many years it was assumed that Formby's formidable wife Beryl had her removed from the film, but she's now there appearing in the hotel show and seeming like a Gracie Fields tribute act.
Beryl Formby appears in the film as George's love interest. She's rather a good feed for him and comes across as a pleasant, if nondescript, ingénue rather than the battleaxe that history recalls. What little plot there is centres on her being revealed at the end of the film to be a long-lost heiress, but it's so slight as to be pointless.
Formby himself is nowhere near as likeable as he would be in his later pictures – maybe it needed the intimacy of a really well shot close-up to bring out his charm. In this film, he's more of an anarchic figure than a hapless one. However, once he has a ukulele in his hands, he transforms into the entertainer most of us love.
Seen in the previous dodgy prints, Boots! Boots! was a bit of an ordeal to sit through, but the rediscovered print makes a huge difference. It's still primitive comedy, but there are now pleasures to be found here.
Script: George Formby, Arthur Mertz
Director: Bert Tracey
Players: Arthur Kingsley, Tonie Forde, Lilian Keys, Donald Reid, Constance Fletcher, Wallace Boscoe, Myfanwy Southern, Harry Hudson and his Band, Bert Tracey, Dan Young
Script: George Formby, Arthur Mertz
Director: Bert Tracey
Players: Arthur Kingsley, Tonie Forde, Lilian Keys
A headmaster has to improve his pupils' grades.
If you're old enough to remember the sitcom Whack-O then you won't want to miss this film version. If you're not old enough you might have trouble fathoming why the programme was so popular.
Script adapt.: Michael Pertwee, (o.a.) Frank Muir, (o.a.) Dennis Norden
Director: Mario Zampi
Players: Jimmy Edwards, Arthur Howard, Martita Hunt, Sydney Tafler, Raymond Huntley, Reginald Beckwith, Vanda (Hudson), Melvyn Hayes, John Mitchell, Richard Briers, Gordon Phillot, John Stuart
Life in borstal for some of British cinema's "toughest" young actors including Richard Attenborough, Dirk Bogarde and Jimmy Hanley. Based on an original play by cuddly comic actor Reginald Beckwith.
Script adapt.: Montgomery Tully. (o.a. Reginald Beckwith)
Director: Montgomery Tully
Players: Jack Warner, Patrick Holt, Andrew Crawford, Barbara Murray, Thora Hird, Michael Medwin, Graham Payn, John Blythe, Alfie Bass, Cyril Chamberlain, Stanley Escane, Robert Desmond, Martin Tiffen, Philip Stainton, Tony Quinn, Elspeth March, Frederick Leister, Edward Judd
Bill Travers is up in the Hebrides in need of a wife, but he's related to everyone he knows. So it's off to the mainland for the lad in search of a bride. It's all a bit tasteless considering it's by Launder and Gilliat. Nowhere near their best standards but Travers is a babe.
Script adapt.: Frank Launder, Geoffrey Willans. (o.a. Nigel Tranter)
Director: Frank Launder
Players: Bernadette O'Farrell, Patricia Bredin, George Cole, Fiona Clyne, Gordon Jackson, Charlotte Mitchell, Dilys Laye, Eddie Byrne, Duncan Macrae, Joan Benham, Annette Crosbie, Terry Scott, Molly Weir
British POWs are forced by the Japanese to build a railway through the Burmese jungle. One of the all time great war movies, with Alec Guinness' performance the stand-out.
Script adapt.: (o.a.) Pierre Boulle
Director: David Lean
Players: William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Sessue Hayakawa, James Donald, Geoffrey Horne, Ann Sears, Andre Morell
Helen Norwood (Linden Travers) and Jim Wyndham (Hugh Williams) have a fling before he goes to India. She then marries middle-aged Professor Paul Bernardy (Paul Lukas). Four years later Wyndham returns
The film contrasts the love Helen feels for her husband with her lust for Jim. Few films of the period are as concerned with sexual desire as this one, but it doesn't really work. French director Edmond Greville tries to put an erotic charge into the proceedings but is undermined by the sheer Englishness of the script and cast, and the whole thing degenerates into hysteria. It's worth comparing this to Brief Encounter where English repression is the subject of the film and not its fatal flaw. Still some moments remain, notably in the first section where Helen and Jim are circling each other ready for their first shag. The night-club scene is particularly memorable: as a singer performs we segue from the start of the evening to the end. Linden Travers never looked better on screen.
Script: Basil Mason
Director: Edmond T. Greville
Players: Marie Ney, Renee Gadd, Fred Withers, Howard Douglas
Some find it silly, but for those who are willing to give themselves up to it this is cinema's most masterly exploration of middle-class repression.
Script adapt. : Noel Coward (o.a.), David Lean, Ronald Neame, Anthony Havelock-Allan
Director: David Lean
Players: Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard, Stanley Holloway, Joyce Carey, Cyril Raymond, Everley Gregg, Valentine Dyall, Irene Handl
Richard Attenborough is the razor-wielding gang member in this Graham Greene tale of guilt and retribution. Few films of the period catch the seedy atmosphere of gangland so well.
Script adapt.: (o.a.) Graham Greene, Terence Rattigan
Director: John Boulting
Players: Carol Marsh, Hermione Baddley, William Hartnell, Nigel Stock, Wylie Watson, Harcourt Williams, Reginald Purdell
